It could have been worse. At least it’s not called _.
When I needed to make up a name for a library to add coordinate properties to HTML tables, “Coordinate” just felt right. It was then that I realized awareness did not make me immune.
Nondescript and noncommittal, nothing beats Whenever, at least until “Whatever” emerges. Actually, I believe “Whatever” may already exist, but only on a level of unexceptionality so unspecific that we can’t perceive it. Until then, Whenever.